September 15, 2005
Bloated
Please be warned that there is too much info in this entry, feel free to exit NOW ..
Last nite when i went to bed, i didn’t think that i was gonna have problems with a bloating tummy. But i did..!!! and it was SOoooo BAD..!! that i swear .. that i could have farted on the whole of China..!! and i’m not kidding too.
Boy..! it was so uncomfy.. for the wind was sitting on my fibriods..! i had to sleep on one side .. and then turn another side.. every 15mins.. for the wind was running around inside me. So no .. i didn’t get a very good rest.. although.. i had a long sleep.. for my spouse was up with the brat early.
One of the reason why i do not really wanna go for a massage is because ..of the wind that is inside my body.. i know you prolly think i’m silly.. but i tell you .. everytime.. my spouse massage me.. like knock my back.. i fart..! BIG TIME..!!. So i think i’ll be pretty embarrassed if the lady massaging me.. hear or smell my farts.. hahahhha!!! but it is also not good to hold the wind inside you .. because it is very torturous..!
Ok now.. please tell me you all have this kinda experiences..?? and i’m not the weirdo one..???
*LOL* that’s too funny. I fart often too (must be the fresh milk) but so far, not during massages given by Kiwi G (I hv never been to a masseurs .. though the thought of going to one makes me drool already). However I did fart at the wrong time, spoiling those romantic moments …*ROFLOL* Each time I did, we’d both laugh our heads off.
Comment by G — September 15, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
One thunderous fart you got there to hit the whole of China.
Ei, actually I used to fart so often, sometimes non-stop. My husband was so disgusted with me. I think it’s in the diet with food like eggs, cabbages, etc. The most embarrassing would be to fart during my yoga lessons because yoga does induce farting! But a loud fart isn’t always smelling. The killer is the silent fart that smells like a rotten egg and lingers in the air for a good 3 minutes! 
Comment by Sesame — September 15, 2005 @ 9:49 pm
big bok, my malay masseur told me to fart or burp out when she massages me. dun keep inside wor, she said the massage is meant to get rid of the wind from our body. well most time when she massages me, she burps them all out one hehehe can u belip dat my wind got xfered to her hahaha
Comment by babe_kl — September 15, 2005 @ 10:15 pm
during my confinement period, my malay masseur purposely massage me to release the air in my tummy. after every massage she will ask me to “kentot” fart. if it is not loud and with the “pret pret pret” sound, she will do it again until got that sound! *sounds gross hah* hehehe
Comment by miche — September 15, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
That was funny!
Try drinking some ginger tea to expel all the air before going for your massage.
Comment by the diva — September 15, 2005 @ 11:50 pm
lol! can bomb the whole of china…hahaha i cant stop laughing. if your stomach is too bloated and you feel uncomfy, try drinking some ginger ale. Which will make you burp and you will feel better after that! Thats what my mom does when her stomach is bloated(usually happens when she eats cabbage/lentils etc)
Comment by Rathi — September 15, 2005 @ 11:51 pm
i fart all the time too. but then so does Wen so we’re pretty even. And yes… farting has totally spoilt the MOMENT a couple times already. In fact one time he burped in the middle… that was just TOO gross.
So except for farting/burping during MOMENTS, I think it’s totally good to let it all out. Cos otherwise the constipated feeling is very torturous. My fart inducing methods are - ginger tea, carbonated drinks, taking TUMS, and for some reason, coffee that has turned cold seems to work for me sometimes too. =D
Comment by gracie — September 16, 2005 @ 2:17 am
i do sometimes, especially if i eat something that causes it.
but i haven’t experienced farting while being massaged though…
Comment by Girlie — September 16, 2005 @ 4:18 am
everybody farts, yes. but while being massaged, i don’t know, haha! you’re really funny!
just smile, Big Bok.
“SMILE and the world smiles at you. FART and you stand alone” haha! just sharing you my fave quote in high school.
;)
Comment by bokbok — September 16, 2005 @ 5:20 am
Are u having yr menses or it has just finished? Because thats when i normally feels bloated. What i try to do is to rub my tummy to get rid of the air. Alternatively, you can drink some ginger tea.
Comment by Abby — September 16, 2005 @ 5:51 am
*LOL* Well, I love to eat baked beans. So baked beans=fart beans.
Don’t know much about expelling wind though…
Comment by Primrose — September 16, 2005 @ 10:06 am
LOL!
u know what, Mami has a similar problem. But instead of fart, she burps! I can poke her anywhere, her arm, her leg, tummy, and she’ll just burped. And if I do it continously, she’ll burp till she gets gastric.
Comment by Papi — September 16, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
Hey..G,
Me too with the special moments..! haha!! i know my spouse donch say anything.. but i bet he is grossed out.. hahhaa!!! what he have to suffer for me eh..??
Hey.. Sesame,
My ang-moh spouse too polite to show disgust.. hahaha!!
Welcome to my blog..
Ya.. the silent ones are killers..!! hahhahaa!!
Hey.. Babe & Miche,
I would love your malay massage lady for sure.. hahaha!!!
Hey.. Diva Mom,
Tried that.. but i still kentot.. when massage.. hahaha!! very embarrassing… you know..
Hey..Rathi,
Everything i eat seems to cause wind.. especially if i donch eat on time.. that’s the worst..!
Hey.. Gracie,
OMG..!! my spouse burps horribly too.. hahhahaha!!! but i’m used to it.. and knew about it.. even before i met him.. in person… hahhaa!!
I take TUMs too.. but not effective though.. bummer..:(
Hey.. HipMomma,
lucky you .. very embarrassing.. i assure you .. and not so nice.. haha!!
Hey.. Bokbok,
Thanks for your fav quote ..! i’ll remember that when i fart.. hahhaha!!
Hey..Abby,
I really don’t like the taste of it.. bummer eh..??
Welcome..! i’m not having my menses .. just finished though.. but it can happen anytime.. irregardless..!! i have a really naughty tummy..!! ginger tea is really hard to stomach though..
Hey.. Princess,
I gave up eating baked beans precisely for that reason.. hhahaha!!!
Hey.. Papi,
Wow..!! that’s incredible..!! i wished i was like Mami..!! that would be so easy..!!
Comment by Big BoK — September 16, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
Oh dear Big Bok HAHAHAHAHA, so much wind!!!!!!!!! Mine is different, I fart when I eat to many beans hahahaha. But no one’s hear to tap me on my back
:D
Comment by Stella — September 16, 2005 @ 5:42 pm
Hey..Stella,
Ya.. alot.. and having the same problems tonite too.. bummer..!!
Maybe soon a b/f can help massage your back.. eh..??
Comment by Big BoK — September 17, 2005 @ 5:36 am